Beer Makes Me Drunk

The following has had me laughing for approx. 13 minutes and counting:

"Does anyone else buy snuggle fabric softener just because of that weird bear?" - lauracroft83

This Is The Type Of Thing I Find Funny

"Whoever stood up the fat neighborhood cat is a real jerk. The poor thing has been sitting in the same spot in my backyard all day long." - VeganViking 

Randomly hilarious friends = priceless.