My Next Tattoo

This is the rough edit obviously & I'm going further into the depths of hell for this, obviously.

Took The Cat For Another Walk

My daughter found this walk hysterical & can be heard cackling.  After I (accidently) stopped recording, the cat took off across the street towards the house.  A car full of very amused older women pulled up gushing and asking questions.  These walks are never dull.

Here We Go Again

I don't know if she realizes how funny she is:

"I became buds with the neighbor dog and now he keeps escaping his fence to sit on my porch. </3" - veganviking

Took The Cat For A Walk

I was in a really bad mood a few weeks ago so we took the cat for a walk.  I definitely laughed a lot.

Oh - she is obsessed with going outside since this walk.  Today she scratched on the glass front door & cried for about 23 minutes straight.  

I Am Trusting You Here..

Have you ever said that to somebody?

If you haven't but feel the urge to, at any point in your life, I'd recommend shutting the fuck up, scrapping whatever that idea was and finding yourself a new game plan.

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Beer Makes Me Honest

Not really but anybody with courage issues knows it "helps".

I'm not O.K. with.... this.  I'm ten seconds too late in knowing I shouldn't say this or that pertaining to what has been on my mind but so fucking what?  The ability to "conveniently" send thoughts instantly ruins any chance of me biting my tongue & waiting for a more appropriate time to say what I need to say.

How is that for vague and annoying?

What Time Zone Is The Caribbean?

..is what I asked after some delicious lunch from Higher Heights, the local & completely dank Caribbean food place down the street.  I figured if it was at least 5 P.M. there that somehow that would justify my absolute "need" for a beer at 1:48 P.M. on a Wednesday afternoon.

On a probably related note, guess who is "interesting" at a completely inappropriate time of day?