Here We Go Again

I don't know if she realizes how funny she is:

"I became buds with the neighbor dog and now he keeps escaping his fence to sit on my porch. </3" - veganviking

Fuuuuuuck Ewe!

Do NOT mix Tylenol PM & dank-ass beer.

Do you hear me??  I'm being fucking serious.  As you can see - my appropriate language (and/or meter that determines acceptable period of time between curse-words) meter is in a state of complete fuckery and I just need to warn you to not do what I said before.

I leave you with this....

Moar

"If I suddenly grew a penis I'd freak out hard for about five minutes before I started sticking it in things around the house." - @snowness

"Squirrel Jam would be a cool name for a squirrel band and/or a really sketchy condiment." - @Hadzilla

This one is a pact between @Tribanator & myself.