Fuuuuuuck Ewe!

Do NOT mix Tylenol PM & dank-ass beer.

Do you hear me??  I'm being fucking serious.  As you can see - my appropriate language (and/or meter that determines acceptable period of time between curse-words) meter is in a state of complete fuckery and I just need to warn you to not do what I said before.

I leave you with this....

Moar

"If I suddenly grew a penis I'd freak out hard for about five minutes before I started sticking it in things around the house." - @snowness

"Squirrel Jam would be a cool name for a squirrel band and/or a really sketchy condiment." - @Hadzilla

This one is a pact between @Tribanator & myself.

Because John Hodgman Is Inspirational..

..and because I have a little extra free time on my hands being on break from work, I have a new hobby.

Here are just a few samplings of my new hobby:

"Me and #fishsticks are in heaven"

"It's really starting to piss me off my accountant keeps "strongly advising" against me buying a shark."

Man, I am really ridiculous sometimes.

Oh & P.S. - No I'm not telling YOU what any of this means!