What Time Zone Is The Caribbean?

..is what I asked after some delicious lunch from Higher Heights, the local & completely dank Caribbean food place down the street.  I figured if it was at least 5 P.M. there that somehow that would justify my absolute "need" for a beer at 1:48 P.M. on a Wednesday afternoon.

On a probably related note, guess who is "interesting" at a completely inappropriate time of day?

Beer Makes Me Drunk

The following has had me laughing for approx. 13 minutes and counting:

"Does anyone else buy snuggle fabric softener just because of that weird bear?" - lauracroft83

Holy Cow

Perhaps next time I should remember that I don't just tweet when making bad substance decisions.

So glad this blog was here to remind me, two days later.

Fuuuuuuck Ewe!

Do NOT mix Tylenol PM & dank-ass beer.

Do you hear me??  I'm being fucking serious.  As you can see - my appropriate language (and/or meter that determines acceptable period of time between curse-words) meter is in a state of complete fuckery and I just need to warn you to not do what I said before.

I leave you with this....

Moar

"If I suddenly grew a penis I'd freak out hard for about five minutes before I started sticking it in things around the house." - @snowness

"Squirrel Jam would be a cool name for a squirrel band and/or a really sketchy condiment." - @Hadzilla

This one is a pact between @Tribanator & myself.

What Do You Mean Ducks Don't Party??

I just drew a duck.... drinking.... making a "drunk sorority girl face".

Banana!

I still want to get this as a tattoo: